5: A crabby toddler is only cute for the 1st 30 seconds - anything beyond that will drive you insane.
4. Never assume your child knows not to pee on the floor
3. When you are the parent you are always right - even if your children spend the day telling you how incredibly wrong you are.
2. Little girls are sugar and spice but not necessarily all things nice.
1. Cheese buns and bath tubs don't mix